I’ll Make a Physicist Out of You

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Let’s get down to physics!
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Forces push and pull
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Newton says that objects
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Stay at rest, or on roll
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But what’s that? Kinetic minus potential
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The Lagrangian guides us true
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Mister, I’ll make a physicist out of you



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Entropy’s increasing,
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And order starts to show
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As the temperature creeps down to
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Absolute zero.
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Fermions bosons distinguished now
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Partition functions formed anew,
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Somehow I'll make a physicist out of you



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I'm never gonna pass this test
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Circuit labs just confuse me
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I should have taken notes but I cut class instead
C                    D
Reports keep piling up,
Bm                                Em
Graphing data might just kill me—
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Now I really wish that I had read ahead



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(Bring the phys!) There's some mass, but we can’t quite find it!
       D           C                D         G          Em
(Bring the phys!) Quantum gravity, can it be shown?
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(Bring the phys!) What was the precursor to the big bang?
     C                      D                               Em
Learn, predict, and observe all that's left unknown.



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Look closely at the wave
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Boundaries aren’t the end
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Quantum states keep tunneling,
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Somehow slipping right in
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Exponential decay, waveforms collapsing
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Probability is due,
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How could I make a physicist out of you?



       D           C                        D                 G             Em
(Bring the phys!) There's some mass, but we can’t quite find it!
       D           C                D         G          Em
(Bring the phys!) Quantum gravity, can it be shown?
       D           C                         D          G       Em
(Bring the phys!) What was the precursor to the big bang?
     C                      D                               Em
Learn, predict, and observe all that's left unknown.



       D           C                        D                 G             Em
(Bring the phys!) There's some mass, but we can’t quite find it!
       D           C                D         G          Em
(Bring the phys!) Quantum gravity, can it be shown?
       D           C                         D          G       Em
(Bring the phys!) What was the precursor to the big bang?
     C                      D                               Em
Learn, predict, and observe all that's left unknown.

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