Highest Peaks on Earth

C#m  A            B                C#m
Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth?
E                A             B      C#m       
Totems are the most expensive cams on earth
      C#m     A         B        C#m
They say in climbing, "Safe-ty first"
     E           A                B        C#m  
But how will I climb the highest peaks on earth?
  C#m        A                 B      C#m
I want to climb the highest peaks on earth!



         E             B
So you want to climb trad
      A                    B
You took Rock 4, and it's not just a fad
         E              B
And you bought all the gear
    A                B
A double-rack and a chalk bag full of beer



G                  A
  When we show up to the crag
G                       A
  You choose a route but it's sandbagged
F#m                       G
  The climbing starts fast but quickly ceases
           Em           F#m               G          A
  And you call down to bail, say you're leaving two pieces



C#m  A            B                C#m
Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth?
E                A             B      C#m       
Totems are the most expensive cams on earth
      C#m     A         B        C#m
They say in climbing, "Safe-ty first"
     E           A                B        C#m  
But how will I climb the highest peaks on earth?
  C#m        A                 B      C#m
I want to climb the highest peaks on earth!



           E               B
We swap leads and you are calmer
           A                    B
Because I make these jams just look so bomber
            E              B
Soon it's quite run-out, but
      A                     B
I've got one piece left, belaying off a single nut



G                       A
  "When in doubt run-it-out," they say
G                      A
  After all, it's only 5.12a
F#m                G
  In a gym I can climb that, no doubt!
             Em  F#m   G        A
  But it's a 7m fall, time to bail out!



C#m  A            B                C#m
Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth?
E                A             B      C#m       
Totems are the most expensive cams on earth
      C#m     A         B        C#m
They say in climbing, "Safe-ty first"
     E           A                B        C#m  
But how will I climb the highest peaks on earth?
  C#m        A                 B      C#m
I want to climb the highest peaks on earth!


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